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I continued, 'so if I was extending my little finger I perhaps may look for someone else who had extended their finger'. Many think that manners are less important in today's busy, fast-paced world because there just isn't time for it. Did you stop to think that maybe you might have said or done something that caused people to not believe in what you had to say? We want to show you how to use the power of manners and etiquette to your benefit.
That won't help her reputation as a borderline alcoholic.' My health was not in question, but I humoured her and said I was fine.Obviously I wasn't, I was flawed and on edge - her sleeves were too short for tea.I didn't dare tell her that as in this day and age if you tell a women what they should and shouldn't wear you may as well pick your own eyes out with a strawberry fork. There's nothing remotely ambiguous about my vowel sounds.The next point for her curiosity was my 'accent', 'What an interesting accent you have! I 'complimented' her on her own accent and then she garbled back something at me that was perhaps Japanese, perhaps a stroke. After some instruction on royal bowing and curtseying (it was brief as Americans don't really have to bow to the royal family - but many like to) we sat down for tea.However the Queen might not necessarily extend a hand if the pair met, as Mr Hanson explained: 'She doesn't exchange her hand to everybody.
She meets so many people every day.'If she were to offer her hand, it would be 'quite rude' for Chelsea not to accept, he added.
As the pair took their seats for afternoon tea, Mr Hanson also addressed the correct form for holding a Champagne flute.
He said the glass should be held at the stem rather than the bowl, quipping: 'Otherwise we look like an alcoholic'.
She said it was pretentious - I agree with her on the teacup issue. We did cover food protocol but as much of that didn't make the cut and coupled with my extensive therapy since, I can't remember what happened.
'We think that comes from France,' I told her, 'before the revolution there was quite a lot of promiscuity amongst the French upper classes, and so when you were at court drinking tea you would extend your little finger to show others that you had a sexually transmitted infection so they didn't sleep with you and infect themselves'. I do faintly recall her savaging a scone at one point.
We adjusted her positioning (and her puzzling habit of semi-belching after each sip) and moved on.