He was washing his car and out came his next door neighbor. So and So, this is Erika.” We both said the niceties that come after and introduction – “Nice to meet you.” All three of us engaged in conversation, small talk, nothing too deep. Eventually he called me and asked if I wanted to get something to eat — I do enjoy eating so naturally I said yes.Eventually the So and So went into his house and my friend and I went into his house. I met up with him and we ate and laughed, laughed and ate. I’m not attracted to him but the conversation is flowing nicely and the food is tasty.” So we said our goodbyes and parted ways.
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I say knee because I just focused on the one knee that was closest to me saying, “Look at me!
Look how thick and glossy I am.”We made arrangements to go to a nice spot in downtown Atlanta where they had live music.
“Maybe he didn’t sweat out all of the alcohol and he was still drunk,” I thought. So I said, “You are just going to disregard me feeling uncomfortable about what you said and keep going?