Dating a swiss man
Anonymous Woman (AW): I can’t remember the exact year I signed up… Actually, now that I think about it, that was how most of the messages I got started.
So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.” The Mayfair Town Watch posted a reminder on its Facebook page that, while the “Swiss cheese pervert” situation seem amusing at first, it is actually something that should be taken seriously.Those messages made me run far, far away from online dating.In hindsight, I suppose if I had stayed active with it for a little longer MAYBE I would have encountered a “nice” guy.I saw that some of your interests were the same as mine,” or something along those lines.Also, some of the messages I got were from a few guys that ranged from early 40’s to late 40’s and I was maybe 19 at the time.We became good friends first and we only started dating 2 years later.
That was mostly because I transferred schools, but because we became friends first, we had a connection that drew us back together for a chance at something more.
“It may be funny to some now, but if it happened to your sister, mother or wife, you'd be breaking down the doors to SVU,” the post reads.
Okay, it’s time to have an open and frank discussion about the battle of the sexes and the dating game.
The group is working with police to track down a heavyset white man believed to be in his late 40s or early 50s who approaches females in his car and says he will pay them to put a slice of Swiss cheese on his genitals and perform sexual acts on him with it. The Special Victims Unit is also investigating, as several women in the Mayfair area have reported similar encounters with a man who has a “major sexual cheese fetish,” according to the Philadelphia Daily News.
The paper also reported that the perv messaged a 19-year-old on dating site OKCupid in July 2012, saying he was “he was looking for someone to perform masturbation on him with cheese.” “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections (sic), girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more,” he wrote to Gabby Chest, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.
The problem with online dating is that you can’t see the person’s face when they’re telling you about themselves. I think it’s hard for guys to comprehend the world of online dating from a woman’s perspective. They then flippantly toss out all of those well thought out, carefully crafted messages from most of those poor schmucks, and then they log onto their Facebook accounts to complain to their girlfriends that there are no “good men” left in the world.